Theme: Bad & Funny Covers
We had a lot of fun a couple of months back doing Covers of the Week #12, where we posted romance covers by talented artists that were hilariously bad. So we’re doing it again!
For this week, our commentary is in the cover description section so you can be informed as you laugh.
For the week of Monday, October 4 to Sunday, October 10, 2021 (which happens to be my birthday week), enjoy these bad or awful-looking romance novel covers that make us smile.
#1 – Bandit’s Brazen Kiss
Pino Daeni was a master artist. He was also highly prolific, producing 3,000 romance covers in a span of 20 years. Sometimes he had to work quickly. So it’s understandable that some of his works might fall short of his best.
Bandit’s Brazen Kiss is actually a pretty cover until you realize this isn’t a paranormal romance…and the hero isn’t a centaur. We know he has to have legs to ride a horse, but where are they?
Is he just a torso with arms and a head? We want to know!
OFFENSIVE HUMOR ALERT ⚠
#2 – The Bedroom Incident
Elizabeth Oldfield, Harlequin, 1998, cover artist unknown
Some things are just not funny and not cool to joke about. But comedians Anthony Jeselnik, the late great Norm MacDonald, and I would disagree with that. When it’s make-believe, it’s ok to laugh about stuff.
This cover has had me in stitches for years. First, it’s because of the title, The Bedroom Incident. The “Do Not Disturb” placard under the image adds to the hilarity.
And finally, the image itself.
I know that’s an adult female model, but how she’s positioned and drawn makes her appear younger. A lot younger.
Combined with the issues mentioned earlier, we think someone’s going to jail!
#3 – Dark of the Moon
Some women love getting their hair stroked as foreplay. The hero on this cover takes hair play a bit too far. He’s yanking a clump of hair quite forcefully! The heroine’s wincing expression shows she’s not as into it as he is.
(By the way, do any fans of the soap Days of our Lives think the hero looks exactly like a young Drake Hogestyn who played Roman/Jack Black? Or is it just me?)
#4 – Delicate Dilemma
Luanne Walden, Warner Books, 1987, cover artist unknown
No, this isn’t a teen romance. Those children on the cover look very out of place. The couple depicted on the cover is supposed to be composed of full-fledged adults. He’s a Duke, and she’s a governess.
The title Delicate Dilemma, combined with the horse’s anxious expression, doesn’t bode well, either.
Lastly, just what is an “American Regency Romance”? As the book is set in the post-colonial era, when James Madison was President, George, Prince Regent of England, never ruled the States. It would be akin to stating the Egyptian Pyramids dated back to the Babylonian Empire. Technically accurate, but wrong, nevertheless.