Once a Princess by Johanna Lindsey
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Published: 1991
Illustrator: Elaine Duillo
Book Series: Cardinia Royalty #1
Published by: Avon
Genres: Historical Romance
Pages: 432
Format: eBook, Paperback
Buy on: Amazon, ThriftBooks 
The Book
“Tanya, ya slut!”
ONCE A PRINCESS
Once a Princess was not one of my favorites by Johanna Lindsey. I’d put this in the unremarkable category with books like Glorious Angel and Tender is the Storm. Not her worst, by any means, but not her best either.
The Cover
Perhaps it had to do with Once A Princess’s aesthetics. I’ve always been a curmudgeon who doesn’t like change simply for the sake of change when everything is fine.
So it was a shock that particular June of 1991 to find the Lindsey covers had been revamped. The font was more “romantic” with its loops and curves. The book was a step back, and I prefer an open clinch. Avon updated Johanna Lindsey’s pretty photo on the inside back to a less flattering extreme close-up.
And the most glaring insult of all, where in the heck was Fabio?
The Plot
The plot about the search for a secret princess from a fictional country was all right. It was the main characters that made this one almost unbearable.
It’s the mid-19th century, and Stefan Barany from the kingdom of Cardinia is in Mississippi, USA, to find the long-lost Princess Tatiana. She was stolen as an infant from her family, who’ve searched for her for years. So how will Stefan know who she is? Well, she’s got a special little birthmark hidden away in a very private place that will prove her identity. That sounds positively regal.
Tanya, the princess they’re looking for, works in a tavern as a maid, gets paid a pittance, and is treated like garbage. I believe the first words spoken to her were “Tanya, ya slut!” so you know she gets no respect.
She tries to make herself look ugly on purpose for the customers not to harass her. All Tanya had was dirt and mud smeared on her face, but Stefan thought Tanya was unattractive, too. That is until her ugly makeup comes off when she does some naked swimming, and Stefan catches sight of her.
I couldn’t enjoy the story because I never warmed up to the characters. This was one of those Lindseys where the protagonists are unbearable. Stefan was a grouch, mainly because of his insecurity about being ugly. His face was scarred by an injury from an animal’s claws. Tanya was too feisty, always fighting for the sake of fighting. So together, they just argued and argued for ages.
I much preferred Stefan’s sexy cousin, Vasili, and I suppose Johanna Lindsey did also, as she gave Vasili his own book, You Belong to Me.
Final Analysis of Once a Princess
It took forever to finish Once a Princess, and I skimmed a lot to get to the end. For me to do that with a Johanna Lindsey book was unheard of at the time. I thought this one was a sign of ominous things to come, but for the time being, it was an anomaly, as I loved her next books from Prisoner of My Desire to Surrender My Love.
After that, I was busy with school and a social life that consisted of dating guys rather than reading about them. Therefore I had neither the time nor inclination to read romances until I settled down years later.
(TMI, I know, but that’s what I do in these reviews.)
2.12 Stars
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Synopsis:
Once Upon A Time…In a rustic Mississippi tavern, a beautiful exiled princess was forced to dance for the pleasure of others unaware of her regal birthright…and infuriated by a magnificent golden-eyed devil who crossed an ocean to possess her. From A Far Off Land… A bold and brazen prince came to America to claim his promised bride. But the spirited vixen spurned his affections while inflaming his royal blood with passion’s fire…impelling virile Stefan Barany to take in sensuous and searing conquest the love Tatiana vowed never to yield.
ONCE A PRINCESS by JOHANNA LINDSEY
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Hi, Jacqueline.
Loved the review. One of the things I appreciate about your reviews is the ability to be snarky without being obnoxious about it. Believe it or not, that is a tremendous skill, as it adds humor and warmth to the reviews. I wish I had your ability to do that; I can write funny parts of reviews but my humor tends to be more the “straight-man” type humor as opposed to the off-the-cuff outrageousness that it appears you can do easily and very well.
As for the TMI, please continue. That is, again, one of the many qualities that make your reviews “must-read” for me. if they were like mine, they wouldn’t be as interesting. Please keep using your voice and just be Jacqueline. She is amazing just the way she is.
Thanks, Introvert Reader. Doesn’t sound like the book is very entertaining. But your review certainly is!
I love the stepback art. To me, Elaine Duillo could do no wrong! If only she were still with us.
And please keep adding your bio bits. They’re not TMI. They put the book and its review in context. And I find them interesting!
Romantic covers
For me, this Lindsey book is a absolute favorite (I do have a habit of loving off the wall crazy books though) and I have talked to many others who loved this one as well with it’s beauty and the beast trope