Celebrate National Humor Month with these hilarious romance jokes! Please share them with your significant other or friends for a good laugh.
Celebrate National Humor Month With Jokes About Love
April is National Humor Month, and what better way to celebrate than with some classic romance jokes? We’ve got some wholesome goofy puns to start you up. Then we take a much darker turn with some jokes that will shock you–even as you can’t stop laughing. If you love the dry humor of Anthony Jeselnik, then you’re in luck!
Love and laughter go hand in hand, especially during National Humor Month. Share these hilarious romance jokes with your loved ones and spread the joy!
Why did the couple go to the gym together? They wanted to work out their relationship.
Did that heading tickle your funny bone? Because we’ve got a lot more corny romance jokes!
If you need a little cheer to brighten your day, put on your cheesy-pun game face. Get ready for a good chuckle because we’ve got some seriously punny quips for you to appreciate.
Why did the boy koala break up with the girl koala? Because she was too clingy.
What did the slug say to his valentine? “I’m stuck on you and never letting you go.”
Why did the chicken ask the turkey out on a date? Because he wanted to have a fowl love affair.
What did the lion say to his date? “I hope you’re not lion when you say you love me.”
Why did the skunk break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too scent-imental.
What do you call two otters in love? A pair-a-docks. [Do you get this one? It’s funny because otters float in the water. And pair-a-docks sounds like “paradox.” Ha-ha, right?]
Why did the cat take her boyfriend to the vet? Because he was a cheetah.
What did the dog say to his girlfriend when she asked him to cuddle? “I’m always up fur it.”
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Jokes About Romance Writers
How does a romance author know if their book is a hit? When it gets a lot of love reviews!
Why did the romance novelist break up with the typewriter? Because it wasn’t giving her enough space!
What do you call a romantic novel about a haunted house? Love at first fright.
Why did the romance writer break up with her boyfriend? Because he was always trying to edit her life story.
Why did the author of romance books always write in pencil? In case she needed to erase any mistakes from her past.
Anthony Jeselnik Jokes
Comedian Anthony Jeselnik is well known for his dark, twisted, and often controversial sense of humor.
This is especially so when it comes to romance and dating, and the following jokes are no exception. From wisecracks about breakups to observations on the complexities of dating, Jeselnik has a knack for turning romantic woes into something that will have you in stitches.
Whether it’s his dry delivery or clever wordplay, Jeselnik is one of the funniest comedians today. Get ready for some serious laughs as you read through this collection of hilarious (and offensive) one-liners about relationships and love.
I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person – so I can get a better girlfriend.
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I dated you?
My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She’s always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she’s got a chocolate addiction. “Get me away from those Hersheys bars. I’m addicted to them.” It’s really annoying. So I put her in a car, and I drove her downtown. And I pointed out a crack addict. And I said: “Do you see that, honey?… Why can’t you be that skinny?”
Dating & Marriage Jokes
Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence. Because if she doesn’t have that, then she’s mine.
My sister is going to have a simple wedding. Just immediate family. And whoever the hell would want to marry her.
I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim… By the end of the night.
Jokes About Love and Sex
I used to have sex with my teachers in exchange for good grades on teacher evaluations.
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can’t believe I’m only going to have sex with her one more time.
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We’re not even that loud. But to be fair, he used to date my girlfriend.
My nephew killed himself masturbating, but officially, the cause of death is exhaustion.
So… What did you think about our selection of romance-related jokes for National Humor Month? Have we turned you into an Anthony Jeselnik fan? Or do you prefer our sweeter, yet cheesy, puns about love?
As always, please leave us a comment, and let’s talk romance.