We’re celebrating the arrival of Spring and the Vernal Equinox for 2023. Spring is a time to celebrate romance. So we are celebrating with some jokes to tickle your punny bone.
Let’s Celebrate Spring’s Arrival
Welcome to the first day of Spring 2023, marked by the Vernal Equinox! Spring is our second favoriteseason after Autumn, so we love to celebrate its official arrival.
We’ll discuss the special reasons we love this season. Plus, we’ve got some really terrible jokes to keep you in good spirits this Spring Day!
The Vernal Equinox
This year, the Vernal Equinox occurs on March 20th, the moment when the Sun crosses the celestial equator, making day and night almost equal in length. The word “vernal” comes from the Latin word “vernalis,” which means “of the spring.”
The Vernal Equinox is an astronomical occurrence that signals the beginning of spring in the Northern Hemisphere. It’s a time when the sun appears to rise earlier in the morning and set later in the evening. This signals the arrival of longer days and shorter nights.
The equal distribution of sunlight to both the Northern and Southern Hemispheres places all things in balance. After the Vernal Equinox, the Northern Hemisphere will tilt more towards the sun, causing longer days and warmer temperatures.
When the Flowers Bloom
And warm temperatures mean the weather will be nice and placid.
Except for March when it’s still cold. So it can still snow!
And April, when it rains all month long! T.S. Eliot was right about April being the cruelest month. The world seems to vibrate with unpredictable energies. In my experience, April is truly th wild card month, where anything and everything can happen.
Finally, in the last days of April, the world turns into a kaleidoscope of greens and pinks and yellows and white hues.
May is truly beautiful. The most glorious flowers are in bloom, and things really warm up as we move closer to summer. In some parts of the country–or the world–May is summer!
Spring Into Romance
Still, the nights get may get chilly enough to cuddle next to the one you love.
The arrival of spring is associated with the rebirth and renewal of life. Trees and plants begin to bloom with new leaves and flowers. The birds return from their winter migration. It also means humans start to get friskier as the weather gets more pleasant.
The Spring sun really does wonders for the libido!
This burst of new life–i.e., the horniness–is what makes this season one of hope and optimism.
Some Bad Jokes for Spring 2023
Let’s welcome the first day ofSpring this 2023 by taking a moment to appreciate the beauty of nature and the hope of new beginnings.
And now, what you’ve been waiting for! Here are some horrible jokes about Spring and Spring related stuff.
What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare-line.
Why do bees have sticky hair in the Spring?
Because they use honeycombs!
What did the tree say to the flower?
“What’s bud-in’?
What did the tree say to the Spring?
What a re-leaf!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the math book sad in Spring?
Because it had too many problems.
Why was the computer cold in Spring?
Because it left its Windows open.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the pond on the other side!
What did the flower say to the bee that wanted to pollinate it?
“I be-leaf in you!”.
What do you call a snowman in the springtime?
A puddle!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant!
Why did the gardener break up with his girlfriend?
Because he found out she was a hoe.